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As a freelancer I get to regularly chat to accountants on the phone who tell me that my invoices are missing, I shouldn't expect to be paid this year because the Victory Day celebrations are still affecting banking procedures and I probably shouldn't be paid anyway for unspecified moral reasons. However, I still adore accountants because they do eventually pay up and to help them, here's a website that they'll love. Please pay me and I'll buy you one of these babies.

 

 

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Jan 09

 

Destinations visited recently:  Aruba, The Maldives, Isle of Man; Far North Queensland, Australia; Northern Portugal; Malta; San Francisco, U.S.A.; Scotland; Szechin, Poland; Reims, France, Madeira 

Journeys planned 2009: Provence, France; Various cities, Pakistan; New Zealand; Australia; Cyprus

If you’re an editor who would like a travel, food & drink or cultural piece on any of the destinations above, do email me at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it  I am also available for short notice commissions to any destination (excluding war zones). Have British passport, was born in Lahore but managed to convince Polish customs that Lahore is in Hertfordshire so usually fine to travel anywhere. Even the Americans occasionally let me in.

 
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Read my articles in:

  • Natural Health & Beauty- Feb 09 issue, Positively Slim course review
  • Asiana Wedding International - current issue, Aruba honeymoons
  • Metro - book reviews, travel features
  • Spirit & Destiny - Feb 09 issue, Talane Miedaner relationship feature 
  • Soul & Spirit - travel features
 

 

If it’s pre-1960s in style or to do with cooking or cleaning, my retro and vintage blog will find it, review it and make you nostalgic for it.

Loveliest Things in the World No.3

Okay, this year there’s no big OFG Christmas shopping guide as you may be aware that I’ve recently been appointed editor of Kindred Spirit and so the run-up to Christmas is a bit frantic with getting everything done on the mag and other...
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Halloween special - wooooo!

I think I love Halloween or Samhain more than Christmas. It's the witchy new year and it's a chance to commune with the dead, eat too many sweets and generally have fabulous party fun. Plus there's the opportunity to spook and be...
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Handmade heaven

Was a time that craftsmanship was the order of the day instead of mass produced, readymade, disposable madness. I want that time back. I want things that are made specifically for me rather than for thousands upon thousands of women that fit my...
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The Loveliest Things in the World No.2

I think the psychologists are right; your early years do have an extraordinary bearing on your development. For example when I was little, there was a flake advert that was basically an excuse for ad men to perv on a model in a bath tub enjoying a...
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Spills and thrills

Anyone who knows me knows how excited I get about JML. I do believe the company was set up especially to delight and astound me. I am one of those open-mouthed oiks who stare at the TV screen going 'oh wow' whenever the slightly shouty...
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Bun in the oven

I like the idea of baking my own bread. Of course it's a complete fantasy; like most of my domestic efforts, I'll emerge exhausted and covered in flour with nothing to show for my diligence but a wonky shaped rock hard brick that might be...
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde
 

My Oscar Speech

Thank you: Ma and Pa for everything from birth onwards; Heathcliffe for designing this kick-ass site; Isy for being the best agent in the world; Anthony Butler for my main pic; Alex Bourdelon for casting her experienced eye over the site and also thank you to all the photographers who I have tried to credit where I knew their names. If your image is on here and I got it from a picture agency subscription, drop me a line and I’ll credit you and link back to your site.

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